Bread

I cannot describe how much I love bread. I just ate some, it was wonderful.
I seriously think I could survive on just bread.
I don't know why I love it so much. I love it in any form.
Twice in my life I have received a loaf of bread instead of a birthday cake.
In my second year of uni, I ate roughly a loaf of bread every day.
I was once challenged to see how many slices I could fit in my mouth without swallowing. I did seven. Ok, so that's not really about my love of bread, but it was funny.
Bread is seriously awesome.