|Do not watch this film|
Films I wished I had never watched:
Shame. "It has Carey Mulligan and Michael Fassbender in", I thought, "it must be great". It wasn't. It was awful. A slow-moving string of sex scenes. One of the worst films I've seen, ever. Mulligan is great, as is Fassbender. But they were wasting their time.
Films I watched but they weren't that good:
Lion King 3. The story of the Lion King from Timon and Pumbaa's point of view. Vaguely entertaining at times. At least it was only about 70 minutes long.
Terminator. Mindless action, slow moving and uninteresting plot, classic loopholes involving time travel.
The Tourist. Entertaining but, if I remember correctly (I can't remember it that well), completely unconvincing in the final third.
Mulan. It's ok. Fairly standard Disney animated film, with all the features and flaws you'd expect.
Tangled. Similar, though slightly more interesting than Mulan.
Blade. Some cool stuff, but mostly just quite silly and over the top.
The Nativity. Kind of funny, kind of moving, but mainly just exasperating and incredulity-invoking.
The Great Gatsby. Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan need to choose better films to act in. Had the fatal flaw of not actually having an interesting plot
Films that were reasonable:
3:10 to Yuma. Christian Bale was the attraction. This was a reasonable film. I have nothing against it, just nothing much to write home about either.
The Greatest. Carey Mulligan was the attraction. This was a reasonable film. I have nothing against it, just nothing much to write home about either.
|Promising but disappointing|
Jarhead. Better than most war films I've watched, probably because there wasn't a huge amount of war in it. Having said that, I wouldn't bother watching it again.
Saving Mr Banks. Fun but unsatisfying - not enough about the creation of Marry Poppins as a character, and not enough links between the two main plotlines.
Decent films, places 10-6:
10. Goodfellas. It's decent, not not as good as all the Top 100 lists make out. Lacks a driving narrative.
9. The Kingdom. Quite interesting, kept my attention very well. I enjoyed this film.
8. Contraband. Not much more than a standard action/heist film, but it does that well.
7. Brassed Off. Simple film, but very well done.
6. Gravity. Very tense, very exciting.
Top quality, the top five, the ones I'd really recommend:
5. Monsters University. An excellent film in it's own right, very entertaining. Brilliant references to both university life and Monsters Inc. One of the very best Pixar films.
3=. This is England. Full on intense. Brutal and real. Excellent acting all round.
3=. Catching Fire. Quality, just like the first film. Everything the first one did well, this one matched. The one main weakness was the rushed ending. If they can avoid screwing up the transition from one final book into two films, and stay faithful to the book, this will be an excellent trilogy.
1=. Les Mis. You have to be a special film to reach top spot, even joint top spot, when there's a Middle Earth film in the list. Les Mis was superb. Fuller review here.
1=. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. By no means perfect. Major flaws. But the good stuff is so good, and the adaptation is so difficult, that even with it's problems, it's still an excellent film. More discussion here.